about florence...a few tour tips. (for anyone who knows ethics, IFF= if and only if)
1. wonder the side streets IFF you avoid angry italian women who thrust unknown liquids/substances out their window in an attempt to hit tourists walking by. we barely missed it. the girl behind us wasnt as lucky. neither was the guy right in front of us who got in a spat with this crazy lady...and by this we mean he spat at her, literally, through her window. hmmmmm.
2. climb the duomo church tower IFF you are not in the least bit whatsoever claustrophobic because this involves the process of standing dead still for quite some time in a dark and narrow stairwell without any ventiliation. all i kept thinking is lame ol' Brunelleschi is smart enough to design a beauty of a tower but only thought to have one stair for up and down visitors? i guess he didnt anticipate florence to become so crowded with tourists. we finally made it to the top and it was beautiful, as always. a perfect view of all of florence.
3. drink lots of peach iced tea IFF you dont have a small bladder. i told noelle today that our tea fetish was actually a pandora's box. basically, sharon ryan's economics class now rings true when she lectured us on "no free lunch" theory. but in florence, this is applicable to no free toilet, no free seat, no free anything. we actually have to buy a drink to use the toilet which then perpetuates the need for another toilet which then requires another purchased drink. only good thing in this situation is that peach iced tea is freakin good!
4. take the bus in florence IFF you are quick enough to jump on in 3 seconds...yes this is all the time that you get. we were patiently waiting for the 1A bus back to Manfredi's when it pulled up. before we even stood up--and i promise we were quick--the bus began to pull away. noelle even banged on the door but the driver totally shunned us and drove off. with our luck of course this was the last bus of the night. therefore, we had to get on another bus (1B) and attempt to ask the driver the best way to get home. he was nice enough to take us to our stop. well that didnt help the process of getting home any better. after getting off, we both realized we couldn't remember exactly how to get to Manfredi's from the bus stop (the dark doesnt help) and literally wondered around for quite some time. after getting directions from a kindly italian, he willingly offered us his car to find the address we didnt even have. we declined because we thought we were there...only to find that we wern't. it wouldn't have been much longer before a true melt down but no worries, GELATO SAVES THE DAY. we came upon a gelato shop still open at this time of night where a lovely employee let us use her phone for free. we got directions from Manfredi (and we were so close) and of course, bought some gelato in the process. and it was the best yet. we finally found the place which by the way we had passed a few times. i swear it looked different this morning. Maria Alberta let us in. We're finally home!
Not sure what tomorrow holds in store. I think we're going to venture away from Florence to head off to the Tuscan hills. Let you know how it is later.
for your viewing pleasure...
From the top of the Duomo:
We (heart) Pastries! -this is one of our favorites:
Sunset over the Arno River:
Our Spaghetti Dinner for two:
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